God Names In Software Industry

God Names In Software Industry

Brahma — Systems InstallationVishnu — Systems Administration & Support
Lakshmi — Finance and Accounts consultant
Saraswati — Training and Knowledge Management
Shiva — DBA (Crash Specialist)
Ganesh — Quality Assuarance & Documentation
Narada — Data transfer
Yama — Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant
Chitragupta — IDP & Personal Records
Apsaras — Downloadable Viruses
Shakuni — Annual appraisal & Promotion
Valmiki — Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)
Krishna — SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )
Dharmaraj Yudhishthira — ISO Consultant (CMM level 5)
Arjun — Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)
Abhimanyu — Trainee Programmer
Draupadi — Motivation & Team building
Devas — Mainframe Programmers
Surya — Solaris Administrator
Rakshasas — In house Hackers
Ravan — Internet Explorer WWWF
Kumbhakarnan — Zombie Process
Lakshman — Support Software and Backup
Hanuman — Linux/s390
Vaali — MS Windows
Sugreeva — DOS
Jatayu — Firewall
Dronacharya — System Programmer
Vishwamitra — Sr. Manager Projects
Bhima — MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM
Duryodhana — Microsoft product Written in VB
Karna — Contract programmer
Dhrutarashtra — Visual C++
Gandhari — Dreamweaver
100 Kauravas — Microsoft Service Packs and patches